| | Me: Alex and I are reluctant besties. See, if I saw him on the street I'd be all "that guy's a douche" and he'd be all "):" and then consume me, but then he'd start crying because of all the mean things I said about him in my memories. :3
Ellie: I'd give him a hug and a pat on the bum.
Me: Well you have fun with that. If I ever go to NYC, I'm gonna keep my eyes peeled for a fucking psycho-- OL' GREGG-- jumping rooftops.
Ellie: When I go in December. I expect to see Cole and Alex having passionate sex outside my window.
Me: Why are you hoping for yaoi betwee two men who are totally not gay for each other. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT THREESOME WOULD BE LIKE?!
Ellie: WAIT. WITH ME IN THE THREESOME?
Me: No me. ):<
Ellie: ...:[ HOW ABOUT A 4SOME. WITH DISTINCT BOUNDARIES BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
Me: We could do like. One on ones. And trade when we're done with one of them.
Ellie: ...deal
Me: Sweet. Dude. What would Alex's penis be like. I mean look at the fucking tendrils coming out of his body. WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTLY CONSUMES YOU.
Ellie: no dibs on going first
Me: Well what if Cole elecrocutes you. ):
Ellie: I'll take that chance. It'll be like being with Christian Bale.
Me: Well then. Dude. No wonder Trish left him. It'd be like having sex with an electric razor.
Ellie: Worth it.
Me: Tru dat.
Ellie: Trish is a dumb whore like Sasha.
Me: At least Trish isn't a rapist. WE'LL SHOW THAT BASTARD WHAT LOVE IS. RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.
Ellie: He rapes too!
Me: ... who?
Ellie: Cole, when he bioleeches!
Me: Yeah but that's an evil trait. I'm going on the basis that Cole is a good guy.
Ellie: Oh.
Me: dude, having sex with evil!Cole WOULD be rape.
Yes, this is a normal conversation at 2 am.
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