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| Me: Alex and I are reluctant besties. See, if I saw him on the street I'd be all "that guy's a douche" and he'd be all "):" and then consume me, but then he'd start crying because of all the mean things I said about him in my memories. :3
Ellie: I'd give him a hug and a pat on the bum.
Me: Well you have fun with that. If I ever go to NYC, I'm gonna keep my eyes peeled for a fucking psycho-- OL' GREGG-- jumping rooftops.
Ellie: When I go in December. I expect to see Cole and Alex having passionate sex outside my window.
Me: Why are you hoping for yaoi betwee two men who are totally not gay for each other. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT THREESOME WOULD BE LIKE?!
Ellie: WAIT. WITH ME IN THE THREESOME?
Me: No me. ):<
Ellie: ...:[ HOW ABOUT A 4SOME. WITH DISTINCT BOUNDARIES BETWEEN YOU AND ME.
Me: We could do like. One on ones. And trade when we're done with one of them.
Ellie: ...deal
Me: Sweet. Dude. What would Alex's penis be like. I mean look at the fucking tendrils coming out of his body. WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTLY CONSUMES YOU.
Ellie: no dibs on going first
Me: Well what if Cole elecrocutes you. ):
Ellie: I'll take that chance. It'll be like being with Christian Bale.
Me: Well then. Dude. No wonder Trish left him. It'd be like having sex with an electric razor.
Ellie: Worth it.
Me: Tru dat.
Ellie: Trish is a dumb whore like Sasha.
Me: At least Trish isn't a rapist. WE'LL SHOW THAT BASTARD WHAT LOVE IS. RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.
Ellie: He rapes too!
Me: ... who?
Ellie: Cole, when he bioleeches!
Me: Yeah but that's an evil trait. I'm going on the basis that Cole is a good guy.
Ellie: Oh.
Me: dude, having sex with evil!Cole WOULD be rape.
Yes, this is a normal conversation at 2 am.
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| WHASSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
I'm done with school.
And all I have to show with it is two lousy icons. ):
They're inspired by "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division
or you know
the 1000 covers of it
anyway
 
surprisingly those are two different pictures of my eye. lol.
yeah I don't really like the typography of the first one, but I like the duotone.
And I don't really like the positioning of the text on the second. It looked better before I reduced it to 100x100. ah well.
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| My name is Jimmy
I'm carrying God’s will.
Thanks for all the bullshit.
This is how I feel.
Come take over me.
Use my body please.
Spare my family
Oh shit demonssss.
Things went really wrong.
So here’s my last song.
Lalalalala~.
Let me tell you 'bout it.
Chosen by God divine.
A blessing costs only your mind.
The angel said, "Hey, man, you got the blood."
Of course I was willing to pay.
My name is Castiel.
Gotta human meat puppet~.
He’s fresh out of batteries.
But he’s still kickin’ ass kickin’ ass~.
Tell me what I’ll do.
Voice is monotone
His goes squeakily~.
And you know what else?
I’m pure apathy,
Getting’ ready for
The end of the world
Good luck, Winchesters.
The end's not goin' as he planned.
The brothers are screwin up his plans.
One is a dick for sure
The other’s a vampire WHATTHEFUCK.
The angels are goin' home. (x4)
Yeah!
The angels are goin' home. (x3)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
My name is Jimmy.
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| Dear Xanga:
SHIT SUX.
Love, Death.
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